Ah oui - ça peut arriver a tous le monde, donc - vaux mieux savoir quoi faire....
Yes - it can happen to anyone and everyone, so it's better to know what to do....!
Can happen - even to the best prepared and most defensive guy in the world, so he better know what to do - if it's in his means...and there's ALWAYS something within your means! .......
Maybe not Venice or Disneyworld (who the hell needs it anyway), how about just plain old HOME - where your heart is anyway...! Just a touch of creativity, a couple of candles (lit), some flowers maybe, a little (inexpensive) gift, a lovely meal.
Women have known it for years - the way to a man's heart (and generally his wallet) is through his stomach, but do men know what they can access in his female partners "attributes" - just through a little care and attention at home?
The Frenchman, always so supposed to be the "Latin lover" and even the Italian who "rides his women round like a stallion" do not! At least not at home, and that's what my observations have shown!
Somehow - he blocks!
It's just not "manly" - I'm at home - I'm the boss (he thinks) - I'm great at choosing from an expensive menu, but cookin' it....Hell, no, that's HER job at home.....
What rubbish, what gibberish....! I mean - at the outer limit, these services do exist as well, but it's not the same as "doing it yourself" - and that's what I want to try and show you...
Personally - I don't have the problem, because I'm always producing "special things" even if it's only for me - but I guess that will change - sometime!
Now...you could go here: http://www.divinedinnerparty.com/romantic-dinner-recipes.html
and learn all about how to do romantic. or elegant or many other things, or - if you're the typical male - ignorant of everything in the female make up, and kitchen, then here's the one for you: http://uk.askmen.com/fine_living/keywords/romantic-meal.html - this one starts off with the words "whatever your intentions may be...." - but I'm assuming you just want to be the perfect gentleman....and the site is called "askmen.com" - they must know what's best for guys...!
Now - you could go to "lucky luciano's place" or you could turn your kitchen/dining room into "luckies" place. A few dimm well placed lights, discreetly in the corner, the candles on the table will be enough for eating by.
Make sure that you've got as much prepared as possible, because ruining the atmosphere by having to illuminate to cook is not recommended...!
Kills your chances... but cooking in the dark risks killing something else...!
Use your PC to give hours and hours of "laxative" music....! Helps the digestion, and if linked up to your Hi-Fi, gives a quality next to none. Make sure the order of the music passes with the meal served, and mounts in intensity with each glass of wine that slides down the mouth of the invited. Sort of " Bolero" mounting in frenziedness as time goes by, culminating in a crescendo of "orgasmic delight"............!
If you haven't got any music, or don't know what qould be right, go here: http://iwmpop.multiply.com/music - become a member (5 minutes and FREE) - then download to your PC the music which mr le marquis suggests - success (almost) guaranteed...!
or even better....there are hundreds....!)
|16 Que reste-t-il de nos Amours -||Download|
|17 Les feuilles Mortes||Download|
|18 Ebb Tide|
... You're almost there....
If the lady is the right one, the meal is perfect, without accidents or hectics, the lighting is right - the music is right...well - you can only "suffer" a wonderful experience.....
I plan to - why not you.....?
And - for the really lazy amongst you, try this:
You'll be happy, so will she...which is the whole point!...
Dedicated to........Aaaah - that would be telling...!
(iwmpop) mr le marquis - Vauvert, France - Novembre 2010