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Gottseidank....! Das Restaurant chez Moi ist geschlossen! Keine Touristen mehr, bis (mit etwas glück) Weihnachten oder vielleicht sogar bis 2011! Ja - es ist nett "alter Freunden" wieder zu treffen, aber es ist auch nett einfach Nichts zu tun, oder das essen worauf man SELBST lust hat! Hier ist die letzte Menu serviert im 2010.....
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Et voila - Le restaurant "Chez Moi" est fermé - enfin! Plus des touristes jusqu’à (avec un peu de chance) Noel, même 2011...! Oui - c'est agréable recevoir des Amies mais c'est également agréable rien faire, et manger les choses qu'on veut manger! Voici le dernière repas servi cette année...
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So - this is the last menu for this year! They've already eaten and drunk far too well, so no need to make special efforts!
Let's start off with a simple "compound"
Once put to table, get one of the guests to mix it through, it makes them feel useful, and takes some of the responsability from your own shoulders - after all, if the "mixer" throws half of it onto the table, whose fault is that....?
The sparkling wine
No then, let's see - no fish course, that would be spoiling them, emptying my bank account, and giving me a load more work - so - passing on.....
To the "vegetable" dish. Since there is no fish dish, this can be a little more elaborate than normal, how about:
My particular recipe is quite normal, the only difference is that I add a whole pot of creamed cheese, garlic and herb flavoured, which you can find everywhere, inexpensively, and once mixed in with the raw sliced potatoes gives a delicious, and different experience.
Off to the oven, covered with a lid or aluminium foil for a good 40 minutes, then allowed to "gratin" (ie - get a nice crust) for the last 10-15 minutes, or as long as is necessary to have the colour you desire. Preferably NOT black!
Served as is, in the hot dish, so the Tourists can burn their little fingers, and served, preferably with the rest of the sparkling wine. There never is any left at my tables, so I have to serve a different chilled white wine, and I find a Savoy white wine ideal - Savoy is not far from the region "Dauphinois" (generally the region "L’Isère") but if you wish, a chilled, dry Rosé wine can also be used.
Whilst the Tourists are burning fingers and tongues on the delicious gratin, "Mr le Marquis" - chief chef and bottle washer, is busily occupied in the preparation of the main course, a little masterpiece of experience: "Filet mignon de porc au jambon cru en croûte"
The meat should NOT be cut, neither in the pork or beef variety. If it is beef, then either the whole filet (expensive) or the "Chateaubriand piece of the filet (that is the thicker head piece of the filet). In the pork variety, it should be the whole filet mignon, or even more than one - laid side by side, depending on how many guests you have.
A sort of "variation" of "Boeuf Wellington"
The problem with the beef variety is getting the meat cooked so it pleases ALL the guests! Some like it almost raw, some "blue", some medium/rare/a point, and some even BURNT!
The problem doesn't exist with the pork variety!
The secret of getting both these dishes right lies in the "seizing" of the meat in a pan, before covering and wrapping in the pastry. Calculations have to be made of how long the meat would need if it were roasted normally, how long does the pastry (puff pastry) need to rise, cook and have the right colour. Calculated and then reduce by the time of pre-seizing in the pan.
An example: A whole filet mignon of pork weighs around 1.5 kilos - 2kilos. Properly roasted at roughly 15 minutes/kilo, this gives roughly between 25 and 35 minutes. The "seizing time" for this size should be around 20% of the total cooking time which equals around 5 to 7 minutes (preferably a little less) in the pan - turning it all the time to seize the meat on all sides. The pastry cooking time is around 20 minutes, so as you can work out, the timing SHOULD be perfect with 20 to 25 minutes - it won't be perfect, it never is...but with time and experience, you'll get the hang!
The time also depends on your oven - some are fast, others are slow, some have hot air fans circulating the heat better (this is the type I now have) - Sorry, but experimenting is the only way, and the pastry colour is probably the best, if not the only guide one has!
Once you've seized the meat, let it cool down (otherwise it will melt the pastry before even getting near to an oven...!) whilst waiting, slowly cook some chopped échalotes (shallots) in the same pan used for the meat. Let them cool down as well.
Now you need your puff pastry.
Unroll or roll out to the size require. It will be covering ALL of the meat, the underside also, so allow for this.
When the meat and shallots are cold, place them onto the raw ham and and fold the pastry up to make a package. Pierce the top with a fork in a few places to allow the steam to escape, and ooooops - into the PREHEATED oven! With attention, and a bit of luck, this
should be the result....! To serve it, cut it in the middle, this allows you to see the point of cooking and, if not enough, to put it back in the oven...! Cut in two, present it to your guests, then whisk it away to cut into slices and serve on a large plate or serving platter, undecorated, or maximum with a grilled tomatoe or two, or some classical sprigs of watercress (the traditional garnish for roast or grilled meats).
No sauce or other accompagning dish is required.
I would recommend a good red wine with this. It's an expensive dish in any form, so why spoil it with cheap vinegar to drink with it...?
After the obligatory Cheeses
I'm not going into this, I'll be doing so in another article, later, but an apple pie, made from "Bramley cooking apples" - unobtainable in France, and brought, for me, specially from Britain, served with vanilla ice cream and whipped Chantilly cream. Served up with a little dessert wine - I used a "moelleux" Bordeaux, nicely chilled, slightly sweet, but port or madeira are also possibles.
On the subject of "Bramley Cooking Apples"
French apples are simply not acidic enough to prepare the "apple sauce" or "apple pies" or "crumbles" correctly.
The same applies to the simple rhubarb! Although available in France in very limited quantities at very high prices, it is not as acidy as the rhubarb I recall as a kid.
Of course, everything ends with the inevitable
I didn't have any cognac but I missed it...!
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So there we are - Restaurant is closed, nobody left a tip, nobody even PAID....!
Mr le Marquis, Chef et Restaurateur vous souhaite "Bonne chance".....!
...He is now off to have something wonderful....for lunch:

now leave me alone....!
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